We gather here together to remember our dear friend Butterfly Gold 2 Bake Serve Store 473. Although he wasn't with us long, he served faithfully and without complaint; always showing his cheerful, sunny disposition. He gallantly gave his life in service to his family. As he fell from a shattering height (no pun intended) of three feet, he tried his very best to save the soup that was inside but, alas, he could not. Let us have a moment of silence as we remember our dear friend.
Is it weird that I don't even want to throw away the pieces?